Mr. Bacon Miller: “MAY THE ALMIGHTY BLESS YOU”

Hands-down, the best spam e-mail I’ve ever received. I mean really, who’s first name is BACON? Check it:

From: Mr. Bacon Miller.
Subject: MAY THE ALMIGHTY BLESS YOU
Date: July 10, 2010 3:38:21 AM EDT
To: undisclosed-recipients:;
Reply-To: mr_baconmiiller1950@yahoo.com.hk

Attn: Friend,

I am Mr. Bacon Miller now undergoing medical treatment in doctor’s
hospital Bahamas; I worked with British Drilling Corporation East London
for over a decade I married for fifteen years without a child. My wife
died after a brief illness that lasted for two weeks. I vowed to use my
wealth for the down trodden and the less privileged in the society. Since
the doctor had confirmed my situation that I will not live longer than
expected I have decided to give out my money to the poor. Deposited thesum of £120 Million Pounds (One hundred and twenty Million Great BritishPounds Sterling) with my Bank. Presently, this money is still there.
Recently, my Doctor told me that I would not last for the next 15 days dueto cancer problem. Though what disturbs me most is my stroke.

Having known my condition I decided to donate this fund to an individual or better still a God fearing person who will utilize this money the way Iam going to instruct here in.

I want an individual that will use this to fund and provide succor to poor
and indigent persons, orphanages, and above all those affected in the
Tsunami in far Asia and the Hurricane Katrina Disasters. I understand that blessed is the hand that giveth. I took this decision because I do not
have any child that will inherit this money and my relatives are not
inclined to helping poor persons and I do not want my hard earned money to be misused or spent in the manner I will not like and I also do not want a situation where this money will be used in an ungodly manner, hence the reason for taking this bold decision. I am not afraid of death hence I know where I am going. I know that I am going to be in the bosom of the Almighty. I do not need any telephone communication in this regard because of my health, and because of the presence of my relatives around me always. I do not want them to know about this development.

With God all things are possible. As soon as I receive your reply I shall
give you the contact of the Bank. I will also issue them a letter of
authority and change of ownership certificate that will empower you as the original beneficiary of this fund, through my Lawyer. I want you to always pray for me. My happiness is that I lived a life worthy of emulation.

Whosoever that wants to serve the Almighty must serve him with all his
heart and mind and soul and also in truth. Please always be prayerful all
through your life. Any delay in your reply will give me room in sourcing
for an individual for this same purpose. Please assure me that you will
act according to my specification herein. Hoping to hear from you on my
private e-mail: mr_baconmiiller1950@yahoo.com.hk

Thank you and may the Almighty bless you.

Regards,
Mr. Bacon Miller.

RIDICULOUS.

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1 Comment so far

  1. cna training on August 3rd, 2010

    Great site. A lot of useful information here. I’m sending it to some friends!

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